nadiafarhana,

Literally Daft Punk,

2010-06-01T16:57:00.000-07:00

the very first video of daft punk :)

the music is kinda messy and this vid is VERY longg but its daft punk so whatever :P

Total Eargasm,

2010-05-19T13:31:00.000-07:00

and of course,

.

My History,

2010-05-15T09:02:00.000-07:00

my favourite song since forever :)

if you had my story word for word, had all of my history.

would you go along with someone like me ?

it doesnt matter what you do, who you were hunging with.

we could stuck around and see this night through :)

It Starts With an A,

2010-05-15T08:18:00.000-07:00

Arfian Ros <3

aww comel ! haha remember when i said i had a surprise for you ?

well this is it. im sorry if i took it without permission tapi awak sungguh comel ! macam budak form 3 :) lol. anyway, i just want you to know that you're the sweetest and i am definitely going to miss you pulling my leg and pukul pukul i if i tak nak dengar you bebel apa. OH! of coursee i will miss your bebels in the night. lebiulebiulebiuu :)

ohh baby you're a classic <3

An Essay For My Scarlets,

2010-05-15T06:30:00.000-07:00

okay honestly as you peeps know, i dont usually do this essay thing.

but since all of you had write a lil some some about me on your blog,

i guess i should do the same thing as well :)

nurul adlina atikah zainal abidin (naaza)

hahahaha nurul. wth seriously?

addie, why is this happening to me ? :D

haha okay okay stop lets get serious.

first of all, i heart you <3

i rarely say this so you should appreciate it, besi. LOL thank youuuu for being a good friend and honestly, you're the bestfriend i never had. wacey, pwincess. aww :) haha siapa duh sanggup dukung you dari block puteri sampai kudu siap naik tangga pun dukung haa terharu tak. masa tu i baru nak tidur you call nangis nangis huhu kesian i terus bangun tidur lari nampak you sedang menangis di tangga pastu i cepat cepat naik amik you. SO SWEET :) Haha and remember masa part one kita selalu lepak bawah block you tengok bulan pastu berbual sampai Gotam lalu pastu kita macam segan segan je haha. This sem pun lepak lagi tapi kat tangga lah, which i rasa agak semak sebab orang lalu lalang and this sem kurang nampak bulan, tak romantic dah d :( best kan kenangan kita, panggil each other sayang sebab masing2 takda boyfriend -.-' haha part one! And now bila masing2 dah ada kita cerita masalah and sweet things pula. hahaha comel :P i hope next semester we will still be the same. kita dah apply bilik sama kan. mintak2 janganla gaduh lebih2 pula. haha dahla i cepat sentap -.- oh anywayyy lupa nak cakap. thank you for letting me along on your dates :) but actually kimi yang menyibuk sebab selalunya kita makan berdua but since ada dia jadi bertiga la haha 'yo bestfriend!' cakap kat dia. hahaha. and pasal your bestfriend, i seriously have nothing agaisnt her -.- entah siapa la buat cerita batu api ke haha its okay maybe eventually one day she'll know :) and of course, not to forget about your other sisters hahaha. SERIOUSLY MANN, tak malu ke ada adik adik macamtu. LOL. whatever it is, iloveyou d <3

sonia nabilah kamarul huzz (snkh)

wtf sonia? hahahaha :D

kuih donat kuih donat, you are my sonia.

since you only wrote two lines about me on your blog,

okay tu je, thank you.

CEYY tadelah. ingat aku kejam sangat ke macam kau hahaha.

Nabby, all i want to say is thank you sooo much for everything that you've done for me. Eventhough you're just my classmate, we've been so close for these past two semesters. Haha Gangbang baktang la serious shit aku rasa korang losers gila masa tu kemain berlagak lagi sekor sekor hahahaha but thats all in the past. You're a nice person. Don't ever change :) and yess, thank you again for that time masa aku baru 'break' dengan Atira and we had to finish up three presentations. I couldnt do anything and you helped me 80% with my work. I am very glad to have a close friend like you. and masa demam, kau tolong bungkus makanan. awww, you're the sweetest kak kem :) oh yeah before i forget. dulu kemain lagi kau kutuk tak suka la apa la sekarang amboii dia pun sama haha you know what i mean bebeh. And banyak gila and, thank you for letting me stay at your place for the last final weeks of the second semester. Your place is wayy better than mine and i really appreciate it. Fyra Zyno Shazlin and Kak Aimi and all the other kakaks, thank you as well. I had fun :) so anyway, i heart you nabby huzz <3

p/s : Fyra, kau perempuan paling kelakar aku pernah jumpa duh hahaa seriously (angkat tangan kiri). BFF ! Best Friend, Fuck :)

"Never shall i forget the days i spent with you . continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
-Ludwig Van Beethoven

Myspace,

2010-05-11T12:27:00.000-07:00

top friends,

hahaha aww dont we miss the myspace era?

I'm Back,

2010-05-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

call me lame for still using blogspot,
but tumblr just isn't my thing.

lol.

Attention,

2010-02-11T11:16:00.000-08:00

i have migrated to tumblr,
http://nadeemode.tumblr.com/

Funny Images,

2010-02-01T08:41:00.000-08:00

WTF logo.

whats in that bag!

Apple Macbook, duh.

stare.

Animals Are Cool,

2010-01-31T08:16:00.000-08:00

teamwork!

'oy, lepak jom. gerak sama!'

workout

fattest monkey.

skills, nuff said :)

A Happy Day,

2010-01-29T08:33:00.000-08:00

i had a happy day today :)
i wanna spread the happiness to all you peeps.

Hopeless,

2010-01-27T14:28:00.000-08:00

knock you out.

Somebody to rough you up
Somebody to make it tough
Somebody to bait you
Somebody to love
But wait..

Is it still love you want
Somebody to pamper
Somebody to blame it on
Somebody to love
But wait..

Baby, baby I wanna be true
You gotta knock me out some other way
And I want to be with the sun and the moon
I've been hopeless
And I want to

Somebody to take you out
Somebody to show you how
Somebody to train you
Somebody to love
But wait..

Is it still love you want
Somebody to put you down
Somebody to smack you 'round
Somebody to love
But wait..

High hopes
High hopes
She got high hopes

Baby, baby I wanna be true
You gotta knock me out some other way
And I want to be with the sun and the moon
I am hopeless.

Online Shopping,

2010-01-24T08:48:00.000-08:00

i am soh-fuh-king-addicted to shopping via blogshop!
omgomgomg.
i think i might have spent quite a
big amount of money on blogshops :)

but iamnotashopaholic.

check out the blogshops that are listed in here :)

The Rugby Team Dance Off,

2010-01-23T03:14:00.000-08:00

2009,

2010-01-01T08:26:00.000-08:00

Farewell to the year oh-nine.
It has been both great and tough year.
The most challenging, i must say.

From the start of Jan 1 2009 to the end of December 31 2009,
this has been a real adventure for me.

You,
all the people around me.
thank you for making my year more interesting as it is :P
in good, or a bad way.
both.

it was definitely fucking awesome <3

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 :')

Goodbye 2009,

2009-12-30T07:57:00.000-08:00

a perfect farewell song for 2009 :)
combination of the greatest hits all year long!

Adam Sevani,

2009-12-29T03:14:00.000-08:00

you might remember him as Moose from Step Up 2.

Now, he looks so cute in this video!
but its not much of a dance.
at least it has a nice lambo :P
It got me thinking,
does zombies really like to dance
at midnight on a full moon?
LOL. well, they sure only know one song.
Thriller.

this video is much better! XD

Falling Future,

2009-12-28T23:42:00.000-08:00

A glimpse of my future suddenly
Flashed before my eyes
Sad, sad images.
My heart cringed.

I don't wanna lose him.

The dream,
White dress and a tux.
Cake and everyone clapping,
A wedding.

Veil, diamond ring.
A beautiful ceremony.
Handsome,
You as the groom.

Bride so gorgeous.
Grinning widely,
As happy a person can be,
Everyone,
Filled with joy and envy.

Tears, happy tears.
Newlyweds.
Kissing and trading,
love.
Making?

But indeed,
A nightmare.
It wasn't mine.

Nadia Farhana Mahmood | 28.12.2009

Copyright Reserved.

Happy,

2009-12-28T12:54:00.000-08:00

HAPPY, is not forever.
if and when you are,
cherish the mo :)

future is not something that we can predict
even though we have planned perfectly.

I'm Yours As Well,

2009-12-28T09:07:00.000-08:00

my boyfriend gave this link to me on fb,

of course i would post it up here!

effin cute little dude :)

I Love Google,

2009-12-27T09:24:00.000-08:00

Eventhough we can't see God,
he sent us his personal assistant!
the greatest one,

if you can't reach God,
ask this magic thing that he created. LOL XD

; this search engine is amazing!
i can never live without it.
seriously, all of my assignments were done
by clicking the search button on google webpage :P
(fucking lazybone!)
just type anything, i mean,
anything and the answer will pop out.
especially the embarrassing stuff
that you're afraid to ask your friend,
and you will actually sound smart when you know some extra infos :)

try it.

BMV Vision,

2009-12-21T15:03:00.000-08:00

BMW has done it again!
oh no they di'ent.

oh yes, they did.
The new hybrid car,
BMW Vision.

the video says it all, fucking awesome!

Discovery,

2009-12-20T12:00:00.000-08:00

Love,

For the inside.

Outer,

is just illusions,

For which will fade

And disappear.

I discovered,

But I just not want,

I need you as well.

In my life.

A lifetime,

All for eternity.

Too early to tell.

A long path ahead, still

World more to explore.

Love is just the beginning.

A discovery,

Of a feeling so intimate.

At first I resist,

I hesitate.

Seduction,

End leads to affection.

Cheers.

Two great minds,

Stumble upon each other.

An instant chemistry

Indeed, we had a good time.

We even think, alike.

Red and white wine,

A flaming red hot.

White so pure.

This discovery,

I made.

I love you <3

Nadia Farhana Mahmood | 18.12.2009

Philosophy of a Friend,

2009-12-18T23:46:00.000-08:00

FRIENDS help you move,

BEST FRIENDS help you move a body :)

2009-12-15T10:52:00.000-08:00

beamer.
an old BMW, classic 1986.

Post-it,

2009-12-15T09:56:00.000-08:00

AAAA!
aint this cool ? :)

MBLAQ,

2009-12-08T17:42:00.000-08:00

ahh, its a new korean boy band under RAIN's production.

MBLAQ.

this song is good-until the oh yeah part-how annoying is that?

lol but i love them anyway. they are all tall and skinny!

this is my favourite :)

Sorry,

2009-12-08T00:16:00.000-08:00

oh shit, salah eja

on facebook!

GOJITMAL

is a korean word, which means

LIES.

Yo Mamma,

2009-11-13T09:07:00.000-08:00

click for larger picture.
Sexy please?
apa motif tah.
LOL this is trashy not flashy.

Propwall,

2009-11-08T02:57:00.000-08:00

photos courtesy of propwall.

When you were little, have you ever had a dream of becoming a millionaire and have a big beautiful house with swimming pool, and a cool expensive car (Ferrari | Porsche) as your ride? Oh, and don’t forget this little detail, to have the pleasure of the feeling envy from others, looking at you. To brag to the people that you hated. LOL :D Of course you did. Everybody had those cute moments :P

So anyway, check out this website. PROPERTY : it is Malaysia’s largest free property resources website with over 500 property articles and 8,000 high quality property photos. You can even use their classified section to buy or rent your dream property. If you’re still too young to rent or buy your own house, show this webpage to your daddy who knows if he’s interested, and you’ll get a new lovely home :)

or you can just simply 'cuci mata' looking at those beautiful houses pics.

Michael Jackson in Pokemon,

2009-11-05T04:44:00.001-08:00

Rest in peace Michael Jackson :)

Petronas Deepavali Advertisement,

2009-10-31T10:56:00.000-07:00

one of the late Yasmin Ahmad's artworks :)

enjoy.

Dior Posters,

2009-10-30T21:49:00.001-07:00

this is my dormroom poster :)

Cannibalism,

2009-10-29T12:56:00.000-07:00

OHMYFUCKINGGOD!

he is actually eating a baby.

I have done my research and found out that
the not so famous urban legend about baby fetus eating is true.
Yes, my dear friends. Chinese people eats babies.
This is not a hoax,
and the picture above is not photoshopped whatsoever.
Apparently, eating our own mankind is good for health, sex and brain.
WTF??
and also, the best way to eat these babies is by making soup out of it.
yeahh! all i want to do is make baby soups all day long.
fuck that. what the hell is wrong with these people?
for more info, google it.

Software Shortforms,

2009-10-28T04:08:00.000-07:00

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

Car Insurance Excuses,

2009-10-28T03:33:00.001-07:00

lamborghini murcielago.

1. The other car collided with mine
without giving warning of its intention.

2. An invisible car came out of nowhere,
struck my vehicle and vanished.

3. As I approached the intersection,
a stop sign suddenly appeard in a place
where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

4. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go,
so I ran him over.

Perfect Stranger,

2009-10-28T03:04:00.000-07:00

Hey,
I can’t stop stop stop,
You’re perfect.
But we don’t know each other,
So you’re my perfect stranger.

Piercing dark eyes, I am attracted.
Sharp skinny bones, I desire.
Hot red lips, I crave.
Tall sexy body, awesome.
Hey let me introduce myself, I’m yours.

You got style, boy
You look so gorgeous,
Bad, you’re dangerous,
And I like that.

You know all those girls, wanting
But you’re a player
You keep them looking,
Hollering at you
Make them go wild.

There’s something about you,
That caught my eyes.
I’m addicted.
God knows what I’d do.
If I could hold you.
But I don’t care,
Because you are just a stranger

My perfect stranger.

2009-10-21T13:54:00.000-07:00

canipleasepleaseCRYtonight? :'(

DPA Dinner,

2009-10-21T13:06:00.000-07:00

addie, me and dylla.

Looks like, public admin isn't so bad after all.
NAAH!
at least the peeps aren't. LOL :D

Bugatti Veyron,

2009-10-15T00:57:00.000-07:00

my bugatti <3

yes baby, it's in our country!

right here in malaysia.

woot woot o.o

believe it, because its true and i aint bluffing :)

FML,

2009-10-01T00:43:00.000-07:00

i just heard of a new shortform :D

FUFA

fuck you fuck all.

2009-09-29T23:48:00.000-07:00

i am my own husband.

the quote says it all;
quoted from 'the women',
i am loving this sentence
every single time i say it :)

yesiwouldwantaboyfriendbutonlyifheisgoodenough.

My Kinda Guy,

2009-09-23T03:00:00.000-07:00

bonesbonesskinnyboysilike <3

Skinny Enough?

2009-09-23T02:33:00.000-07:00

OMFG!
seriously, you don't have to be this skinny to look good.
Why would anybody want to be this thin? I don't get it -.-'
This is scary, people. sheesh.

Black and White,

2009-09-21T08:04:00.000-07:00

1. stare at the little dots in the middle of the picture for 30 seconds.
2. look at a wall near you.
3. a bright spot will appear.
4. twinkle a few times and you'll see a figure.
5. what do you see?
6. or even WHO do you see?

LOL :D

Tan Hong Ming,

2009-09-15T11:41:00.000-07:00

VERY CUTE :)

this is a commercial for the 50th national day celebration on 2007.

Eye Trick,

2009-09-13T14:15:00.000-07:00

what do you see?

dolphins | couple :)

Rotation,

2009-09-13T13:48:00.000-07:00

click on this picture to get a better view.

if something is rotating, go home! you need a break :D

Flash Project,

2009-09-10T00:53:00.000-07:00

This was made in only an hour!
So excuse the imperfection, im still learning.
Haha bayangkanlah, masuk masuk class je terus lecturer
cakap hari ni ada test flash. I was like, damn!
I never paid attention dia cakap ape kat depan
but fortunately, it turned out like this and I'm kind of proud :D

UiTM Malacca,

2009-09-05T00:26:00.000-07:00

me love

these are my first friends here. masa orientation, yeehaw! ya allah orientation aka mms (majlis mesra siswa) was like hell. but we had fun fun fun. thats diyana, me, adlina, and fique.

Mbekk,

2009-09-05T00:01:00.000-07:00

Holler peeps I'm back!
Nadee is back hahaha :D

This blog is SO outdated damn it.
I've been busy busy busy!
Asgnmnts and shits.
College life is stressful, kind of.

Anyways, i'll update my blog starting from this moment
so that it wouldnt seem so old and lame :)
(sbnrnya ramai bising lol)
haha nah amik la amik,
baca sampai mata bernanah! ew
okay takdela sampai macamtu,
:D

My Magazine Cover,

2009-08-27T20:24:00.000-07:00

As you people know,
I am obsessed with supercars.
So when I was given the task,

to create a mag cover
it was an assignment actually,
I found this picture and decided
that it should be my cover :D

Awesome, isn't it ?

Jacko Wacko,

2009-05-10T02:00:00.000-07:00

Dance like Michael Jackson. Nuff said :)

We Are Family,

2009-04-22T04:26:00.000-07:00

“Mummy, mummy!” cried the little boy.
“In our lesson at school today,
the teacher said I was descended from apes,
gorillas and monkeys. Is that right?”
“I don’t know, sweetheart,” she replied.
“I never knew any of your father’s family.”

Impressive,

2009-04-22T04:05:00.001-07:00

Did you hear about the stupid man
who wanted to impress his girlfriend?
He took her out to dinner and ordered everything in French.
She was surprised, and so was the waiter.
It was an Indian restaurant.

Bloodless Mannequin,

2009-04-12T22:56:00.000-07:00

She is a bloodless mannequin
A heartless soul
A mindless head
Lifeless lonely eyes
Longing for a life
And she is dead

Please lit the brightest light
At her cold black heart
Wake her up from the deep sleep
The dreamless sleep
To bring her back to life
And she is alive.

She was a bloodless mannequin
A heartless soul
A mindless head
Emotionless acts
Crying out for love
But she is back.

Stop that tears now
As you are safe.
Smile your sweetest smile
Move your body to the beat
Rhythm of your soul.
And you are here.

Benni Benassi,

2009-04-08T05:20:00.001-07:00

Old song, I know.
BUt I just found out bout this video.
Its kinda cool.
Enjoy !

Around The World,

2009-04-08T00:47:00.000-07:00

Daft Punk rocks!
I know this is an old song but check out the video!
It never dies hahaha :P

Quote,

2009-04-01T22:21:00.000-07:00

Everybody is a fucking hypocrite,
Directly or indirectly.

I <3 Sony Ericsson,

2009-03-31T02:36:00.000-07:00

I am currently in love with xperia.

and these other phones.

Help ! Idk which one to choose :')
I prefer Walkman though.
and W715 but the model isnt out yet.

Dirty Minds,

2009-03-30T03:05:00.000-07:00

These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one.

I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down, and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.

Now I ride on escalators all the time.

I took my fingers and slowly,
and gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.

And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.

I squeezed it gently at first,
then a little bit harder.
There seemed to be more and more of it
I moved it towards my lips.
It was a strange and new sensation for me.
I put it in my mouth
and moved it around and around with my tongue.
The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience.

The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.

They were both round and firm.
There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.
I used my other hand to grab the other one
and twist it hard the other way.

Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.

It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers
until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands,
and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.

I hate neckties.

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.

But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.

MORAL
It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that corrupts the word.

Carlos Khu,

2009-03-27T13:08:00.000-07:00

You see those pictures on the side of this page ?
Hahaha I love them.
Arent they awesome ?

Do visit the creator's profile for more pictures : CarlosKhu.
He really is a brilliant artist.
Definitely out of the box :)

Earth Hour 2,

2009-03-26T02:42:00.000-07:00

Computers Are Female,

2009-03-25T23:38:00.000-07:00

Picky, Picky, Picky
They hear what you say, but not what you mean
Beauty is only shell deep
They can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
When you ask what''s wrong, they say ''nothing''
They are always turning simple statements into big productions
Smalltalk is important
You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it''s wrong
They make you take the garbage out
One missed period and they go wild

Computers Are Male,

2009-03-25T23:01:00.000-07:00

A better model is just around the corner
They have a lot of data but are still clueless
They don''t live up to the claims made about them
They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
It is always necessary to have a backup
Even the best are unreliable and insecure
To get their attention, you have to turn them on
Despite years of evolution, they still can''t think for themselves
They''ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
Size does matter :P

Definition of Love,

2009-03-25T22:46:00.000-07:00

When a group of 4 to 8 year-olds where asked the question, "What does love mean?", the answers were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think...

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Billy - age 4

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Karl - age 5

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Chrissy - age 6

Love is what makes you smile when you''re tired.
Terri - age 4

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Danny - age 7

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
Emily - age 8

Love is what''s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
Bobby - age 7

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Nikka - age 6

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Noelle - age 7

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
Tommy - age 6

My mommy loves me more than anybody .You don''t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
Clare - age 6

Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Elaine-age 5

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.
Chris - age 7

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
Mary Ann - age 4

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
Lauren - age 4

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Karen - age 7

You really shouldn''t say ''I love you'' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.
Jessica - age 8

Sunburst KL '09

2009-03-25T02:25:00.000-07:00

Two words for you : FUCKING AWESOME.

Not just the acts but all the great things
that happened on that day :)

I got through a lot of trouble,
palm sweating and heart racing shits
going on just to get there,
do not even task about
what happened after the concert.
but hell yeah, it was effin' worth it.

Overall, the concert was a blast.
Especially Nidji and N.E.R.D.
But i cant say much about Korn
because I was totally tired at that moment
plus, im not a heavy rock girl.
Oh, Silent Disco was damn high !
And YES I got to hang out with Joey G for a while.
Alone. Seriously.

I want to thank every single person
that got me through this really great day.
Thank you so much <3

Dynamites,

2009-03-22T22:36:00.000-07:00

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom,
he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes
his muscular arms and says,
"See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!"
She begins to drool. The man drops his pants,
strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says,
referring to his bulging thighs,
"See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!"
She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants,
and after a quick glance,
she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks,
"Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies,
"With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse,
I was afraid you were about to blow!"

Quote of the day,

2009-03-18T22:29:00.000-07:00

Life shouldn't be measured by
the number of breaths we take,
but the moments that take our breath away :')

Chemistry,

2009-03-18T21:54:00.000-07:00

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties:
Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable
to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties:
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed
with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage:
None known.
Possibly good methane source.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution:
In the absence of WO,
this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties:
Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties:
Very active.
Often unstable.
Possesses strong affinity for gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage:
Highly ornamental.
An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

The Difference,

2009-03-18T21:48:00.000-07:00

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men -
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie,
Bob and John will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller,
and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage & after marriage.

Earth Hour,

2009-03-14T05:43:00.000-07:00

Earth Hour.
Stop global warming!
Turn off the lights for one hour
from 2030 to 2130 on 28th of March 2009.
For more info, click here : Vote Earth

Animals I Like,

2009-03-09T03:11:00.001-07:00

Im not a big fan of animals,
These are the only ones that I like.

Futuristic Car,

2009-03-08T00:11:00.000-08:00

Damn. I just love cars <3

Runaway Boy,

2009-03-06T09:14:00.000-08:00

A father passing by his son's bedroom
was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because
I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy.
But I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and
trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Dad.
I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home :)

Job Application,

2009-03-06T07:59:00.000-08:00

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Google,

2009-03-05T23:30:00.000-08:00

I was damn bored at the office
So out of habit, I googled my name; Nadee Mode .
The results, my myspace profile came up first !
And this blog came second <3
Yaay! LOL how cool is that?
But the other results after that are
not related to me at all haha :)

When I searched; Nadiafarhana
This blog came up first !
yaay haha okay i know mcm perasan gile
But whatever. Bangga :)

Oh yea, if i google; Nadia Farhana,
there would be so many craps.
Apparently, my name is a really common name :')
And when I searched; Nadia Mahmood
Some arabians' profile will come out
Pffft~

Poker Boy,

2009-03-04T23:55:00.000-08:00

No offense people ! I am not racist. This is just a joke.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny,
a boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April
and the teacher said, "Very good"
and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April,
"Who is our Lord and Savior,"
But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April
and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"
and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,
I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"

The teacher fainted.

Stupidos,

2009-03-04T00:56:00.000-08:00

Son: “why does it feel so good when having sex?”
Dad: “it’s just like when you’re picking your nose, it feels really good.”
Son: “then how come the guys end up so exhausted?”
Dad: “because when you’re picking your nose, it’s your nostril that feels good, not your finger.”
Son: “then how come when a girl gets raped, she gets upset?”
Dad: “if you’re walking on the street, and some random person you don’t even know comes up and tries to pick your nose, would you be happy?”
Son: “then why don’t girls like to have sex on their period?”
Dad: “if you have a nose bleed, would you still want to pick your nose?”
Son: “then why doesn’t guys like to wear cond0ms?”
Dad: “do you like to wear gloves while picking your nose?”

A young man asked his grandpa at the eve of his wedding:

Son: Grandpa? How often should I have sex with my wife?
Grandpa: When you are first married, you might like to do it several times a day, then, it goes down to around once a week, and then when you get even older, it might get down to once a month, then when you get really old, you might be lucky to get it done once a year.
Son: Well, how about you? How often do you and grandma do it?
Grandpa: Oh, we only do it orally now, with speech.
Son: Speech? How do you do it with speech?
Grandpa: Oh like this, I walk in the house, and she screams ‘F*** YOU!” at me, and I yell ‘F*** YOU TOO!’ back at her.

Dirty Joke,

2009-03-04T00:50:00.000-08:00

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer
advised him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect
to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious what he was entering
by stating each letter out loud as he typed

P....

E....

N....

I....

S....

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***

Brain Teaser :)

2009-03-04T00:47:00.001-08:00

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Man, God & Faith,

2009-03-01T22:51:00.000-08:00

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe
the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega
Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go
any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called
Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD
and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something
we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully
understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved
from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain,
Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable,
Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation . . . and if so .. .
You'll probably want your Friends/Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?
That student was Albert Einstein.

- google.

Thinking Of You,

2009-03-01T20:12:00.000-08:00

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You said move on
Where do I go
I guess second best
Is all I will know

You said there's
Tons of fish in the water
So the waters I will test
He kissed my lips
I taste your mouth
He pulled me in I was disgusted with myself

You're the best
And yes I do regret
How I could let myself
Let you go
Now the lesson's learned
I touched it I was burned
Oh I think you should know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of you
What you would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes
Looking into your eyes

Oh won't you walk through
And bust in the door
And take me away
Oh no more mistakes
Cause in your eyes I'd like to stay...

- some lines from Katy Perry; Thinking of You.

Baby Names,

2009-03-01T05:41:00.000-08:00

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies,
"Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine.
Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself,
"Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks,
"Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor,
"What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies,
"DeNephew."

Home Tuition,

2009-02-25T23:03:00.000-08:00

Location: Shah Alam
Age: 16 & 17 only.
Subjects: +math, science, modern math.
Teacher: Mr. Suresh, he's a very experienced
teacher from SMK Kota Kemuning.

Anyone interested, mail me :)

Human,

2009-02-25T00:45:00.000-08:00

It's just human.
We all have the jungle inside of us.
We all have wants and needs and desires,
strange as they may seem.
If you stop to think about it,
we're all pretty creative,
cooking up all these fantasies.
it's like a kind of poetry

-taken from Aqila Norm who got this from a random dude.

Roller Coaster,

2009-02-24T19:04:00.000-08:00

Life is a fucking roller coaster.
It goes up and down and round and round.

Its fun and exciting
But sometimes u wish u had never take that ride
U just wanna stop the roller coaster and die
And u feel sick and tired that u dont wanna move on
But u had to move on
because ure already on it
u cannot just quit

In the mean time ure still trying to regain ur strength
Then suddenly the ride goes back up
and u feel so excited
so happy that u are ever on it

Then it slows down
and ends.

Well the wheels are like friends / family
they support the roller coaster :)
they go together
Up and down.

Hahaha cheers !

TOYS,

2009-02-22T17:58:00.000-08:00

People are like toys.
And life is just a freaking game.
Hahaha okay.
So here's my saying :

You see this one toy
Its so expensive
And beautiful
And everybody wants to play with it.
People would brag if they own that toy.

Then there's this other one
By looking at it
you can see that it was once
as glamourous as the other one.
But now its dirty and old
and broken
the owner had thrown it away
because its not interesting anymore.

Toys are complicated
Sometimes they'll break down
But after a while
They'll return back to normal.

People are like toys.
The ugly toy can be fixed.
No matter how broken it is
It can be fixed.
But if its totally damaged
Then create something new out of it
Not throw it away.

This is deep. Read carefully to understand :)

Time Warp,

2009-01-25T07:52:00.001-08:00

Mind bending slow motion.
This seems to be one of my fave shows.
Its on discovery channel.
I rarely turn on to that channel
because its boring haha :P
but this show is really awesome.

Science amazes us !

They put everythind down on slow motion,
Up to 1000 times slower, i think.
Wtvr, Its so cool !
Check this out :)

I love the balloon & fruits exploding part <3

Yours Truly,

2009-01-22T20:04:00.000-08:00

Do you realize
How fast my heart beats
How you turn on the heat
How crazy my heart thumps
When you are around?

Do you know
How much that I am missing you
How I cried just thinking of you
How I'd die to get to you
And how much I love you?

I love,
The fact that we are very similar
How you said that this is not a coincidence
That fate brought us together
And I love,
The fact that we are perfect
How our body matched
Perfectly to each other.

Now kiss me,
Knowing that I'm all yours
Wouldn't be able to resist
Just kiss me.

Hold me,
As long as forever
You know that I'm yours
Now hold me tightly.

Honey,
You are mine
Always will be
And I'm yours truly.

Note : I made this one last year and I really love it :)
Dont you ?

Copyright reserved.

I <3 sports cars,

2009-01-22T01:46:00.000-08:00

I'm a big fan of sports cars.
Yea i know most people dont believe that i do.
But i am !
I just cant stop staring when i see one.
I like them shiny cars
hee hee :)

There's loads more pictures of the cars that i loiike :P
But im lazy to upload it here.
So anyway, there's a history behind my obsession toward cars.

I wasnt really interested in cars.
Ive had an accident where i crashed my friend's car
and ever since then i got a trauma to drive cars.
But one fine day at school,
I saw this new dark brown Honda Accord
and I instantly fell in love with it
because dark brown is my fave colour
and it looks really nice with that car :)
Then I told my friend about it and
he showed me more beautiful cars.
I started to visit websites of sports cars very often.
And there.
I got over Honda Accord,
Fell in love with cars and got obsessed with them <3

Stamp Cop,

2009-01-22T00:08:00.000-08:00

this is what i do when i'm bored at the office :P
seriously, working in an office is SO boring.
and really stressful when there's a lot of work.
especially tenders !
i hate tenders.

The Fall,

2009-01-21T17:56:00.000-08:00

When i fall ,
It will be hard for me to stand up,
So dont you make me fall,
And dont you fall for me too.

quote.

2009-01-19T04:41:00.000-08:00

its good to laugh even when you dont know whats funny,

hahaha :D

New Year 2009,

2008-12-31T00:19:00.000-08:00

Holler back :)

Okay, so this year i turn 18 years old.
That means i am legal to do just about anythin'.
Oh you know what i mean LOL.
Cheers !

New year, new life ?
yeah maybe so.
I am different than yesterday,
but i am still me.
A clueless teenager
who's still figuring out what's life.

For this year,
I dont think I'll be having any resolutios or wtvr.
I wont make it happen. Haha.
So sit back and relax.
Enjoy this year.

I met new friends,
but of course i could never ever
forget my old ones.
especially Sheka :)
Eventhough i've said things in my older blogs,
honestly, Sheka is my best girl.
And yes, we've been through a lot of shit
but she's still the one i love most.

Look back and think.

2008-12-26T23:39:00.000-08:00

Notetoself;
This is real world, reality.
you can only trust yourself.

no matter how sincere they look,
or how trustworthy that person is,
i would never trust anybody,
not anymore because in the end
they'll forget about their sweet sweet words and leave you to die.

Promises are meant to be broken and words are just words.

Now think hard.
Have the people you love ever break your heart ?

There's no such thing as you and me or me and you.
There's only a me.
US doesnt exist in this world
because everybody is kiasu.
People doesnt care, okay.

And oh yeah, best friends is just a word.

Okay here's my definition of true love/friendship;
Two or more person who always stick together. They'll be honest to you no matter what, They'll be friends with you even if you're ugly or a geek. They'll keep your secrets till they die. They'll wake you up when you're lost. They'll take care of you when you're at your worst. They dont talk behind each other's back. They just know every single detail about you And they dont leave each other behind no matter what :)

Realize now, We are all backstabbers and hipocrites.